“WANT TO BE”….OVERWEIGHT, FAT,

GROSSLY OBESE, MORBIDLY OBESE….? 

LIKE “GAINING” FAT, BEING GROSSLY FAT..?

BADLY NEED ATTENTION, ALL YOU CAN GET….?

LIKE BEING….SICKLY,

“HAVING VARIOUS HEALTH ISSUES???  

APOLOGY, “YES, THIS IS AN APOLOGY!”

For over 50 years I have been working in the health and physical performance field, and tried to help everyone to get healthy, lose fat, lose excess weight, and gain muscle! 

I have now (recently) come to the “realization” (I had an “epiphany) that most, “yes most” individuals, meaning “the vast majority” of individuals “like being, and defend being fat!”

I am not talking just slightly fat, but actually “large assed,” belly hanging over, “double chinned,” pants “looking painted on,” swollen fat cheeked, fat!

I actually interviewed men, who said “that what they had, “was not” a “beer-belly,” but that the large swollen pressured belly, was a “fuel tank” for a “love machine!” …….whaaa.. 

Oh, and they expressed this with a huge smile, being so very proud!

I interviewed women who wore shorts, with the legs of the shorts, looking like they were large  cloth liners for swimming pools!

I mean women now go around wearing yoga pants pulled up in their “cookie,” and then they have the nerve to act upset, “when people stare at their cookie!”

What’s worse, so many “moms that dress so provocatively,”… have their daughters with them, “dressing the same way!!!” I mean really???  No shame, no care for their daughters!

Yes, large women, I’m talking 3+ sizes larger than what they are stretching into, “are dressing this massive size into clothes that need or should require bionic thread to keep the clothes together!” Then they use eyelashes that look like paint brushes for a big wall, followed with eye shadow that had to be put on with a “trim roller,” for base boards, or borrowed from a “house trim painter!”

So, I was greatly mistaken in my “perception,” that most desired to be “lean,” trim, thin, almost skinny! ….Wow, was “I wrong!” So, I am sorry!

Then there are the other “attention getters, the sicko’s, the whiney, needy!”

You know, those individuals who “crave, and addictively so,” any, and “all the attention they can get!” So, you know, they always seem to have those “auto-immune” sickness’s!

You know the ones that have 20-30 highly varied symptoms, which can be “triggered by almost everything, and always!”……These types seem to “need endless care,” detailed with importance of everything, and yet, never ever seeing any marked improvement, because “their condition  supposedly cannot or may not be able to have that happen, or it is at the least a “definite uncertainty!!!”

So, in my coming to this realization of “Fat being a desired condition,” it is an actual “turn on” for many, many, men and women, I decided “why not!”

I there and then decided, I would put forth my greatest determination to “FATTEN and SICKEN” as many who desire these conditions! They desire it, it’s their decision, their body! (like an abortion, right!)

After all, WHO AM I,? 

I should not be “prejudicial” toward the “other side of fitness and health!”

After all, I had written a book “to protect, help, and make aware of not being “taken!” My book to protect was (“The Great Fitness Fraud,” on amazon)

Then I should, in all fairness and concern, “HELP” those who are seeking Fat, Obese, Sickly, and being unfit!

After all, “who would know better how to get Overweight, Fat, Grossly Obese ,and sickly??”

So, “my newly found career,” is to “help those poor thin, skinny, fit, and healthy,” to become an “intense health wreck,” one who is an eye-sore, and to become “a morbidly oversized sickly, ill, fatso!”

So, if you want “the most fun, the tastiest, most comforting, most convenient, most intensely fattening diet,” we are available to design your custom program with guaranteed the fastest gains in fat possible!

Also, if your desire is to be and love being a sloth, a deadbeat, a couch squashing, food staining, clothes stretching, sickly, ill, diseased wretch, we are the service for you and your loved ones!

Because of our unequaled success for over 45 yrs. in getting athletes to higher performance, and improving people’s health, “who better or more qualified” to cause your intensive fat gains and health destruction!

Think: If we can help people with gaining health at the fastest rate, surely we know best how to wreck it best!

So, if FAT is your desire, and ILLNESS is your goal, we are your best choice!

I’M AT YOUR SERVICE, all payments must be in advance! (After all, if we do our job right, your end result, WILL literally be the END! …..CASH ONLY…

Bert Seelman             ResultsAreProof.com.      ©copyright Bert Seelman 2019

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